DAVID CARL MIELKE, author of the award-winning LENA MILLS TRIOLOGY and his new novel NICKELODIUM, lives outside of Mount Dora, Florida at One Mielke Way-home of One Diabetic Grandpa, One Sweet Grandma, Two Candy-assed Dogs and One Sour Puss (recently "once-removed"). In addition to visits from family and friends, who come for snickers and snacks and such, he whiles away his remaining years with hobbies and frequent naps. Strapping on a suicide laptop, he commits jihad on the English language, hoping to earn his seventy-two virgins-not that he would know what to do with them. Actually, the thou...