Chris Michaels grew up in a sleepy house just like yours (partially poisonous ogres and magically mundane fungi included). He is an adventurer who was once struck by lightning and falsely arrested by the S.W.A.T. team. He's walked across the Mississippi River and wants to find the land where all the socks and spare change go so he can set up a Modest Trading Co. for them. Meanwhile, Reema Farra grew up in various far-flung lands with Arabian knights and Western trailblazers. In perfect mesh of chance and luck, the pair met met in the middle of the sweaty armpit called Houston's 'summertime.' R...