Born in 1968, I discovered fishing shortly after walking, a boon considering I lived in South Florida. After a brief move to Kentucky, my family trekked back to the Sunshine State. It was at this time that I made the first of my Big Career Changes, breaking from my daily fishing habit to play the saxophone in middle school. I took this leap of faith under advisement from my Consigliore/ Grandfather, who assured me that this was the way to impress girls. In a rare occurrence, he was wrong. This isn't surprising considering he had been a Big Band leader in the 1930s, which, I have since learned,...