Connor MacDongle was born at the edge of the Scottish Highlands in 1435. In 1465, he escaped 550 years forward to the present day using the Time Portal kept inside Castle MacDingus. From there, he embarked on a career of writing novels that detail his adventures in the modern world, as well as various historical subjects. He is currently living under an alias, because Clan MacDingus is still mad about the whole Time Portal thing. Franchesca MacDongle asked that her real name not be used in conjunction with this book.