Hello. I'm Alaric Longward, a loving dad and a hopefully good a husband. All is all, I'd say I'm generally a pretty fortunate guy. I remember sitting on my grandma's frazzled couch, staring doggedly at an old Tarzan movie. I must have been some six years old and her TV was black and white, which was fine since the movie was of a like mind. I remember being both scared out of my young wits and excited as a fish in a feeding frenzy. I also remember resenting the fact that I could not finish the movie, since mother picked me up, entirely unheeding of my reasonable requests of wanting to witness t...