Jeff Lindstrom was born on the Friday the 13th, graduated college at 12, played professional baseball, then retired to pursue a writing career.....well, at least he really was born on Friday the 13th, so life couldn't do anything but get better and better. He struggles with pretending to be an author, partially because of his limited skills, but mainly because he does not smoke a pipe or have a tweed jacket. He currently lives in a home with indoor plumbing.