Dan H. Kind is a lifelong lover of stories and the written word. A writer of irreverent comic fantasy and horror, he lives in Virginia with his lovely wife, beautiful one-year-old daughter, a toothless old dachshund, a beagle, and a crazy half-Siamese furball. When not making up wild stories or burying his face in a book, he's usually hanging around the local airport. He appreciates well-cooked tofu, but don't send him any.