DAVID KAMP is a writer and editor for" Vanity Fair" and the author of" The United States of Arugula,"" The Food Snob's Dictionary, The Film Snob's Dictionary," and" The Rock Snob's Dictionary," DAVID LYNCH is a James Beard Award-winning writer, sommelier, and restaurant manager, having served as wine director and general manager of Babbo Ristorante for seven years. Both authors live in New York City. ROSS MACDONALD's illustrations have appeared in many magazines, from" The New Yorker" to" The Wall Street Journal."