Barton Grover Howe is a high school teacher and humor columnist who has spent most of the last 10 years teaching, being a mascot and generally not being near as funny as he thinks he is. He currently resides in a small town on the Oregon coast within shouting distance of Surfland. For more information about his writing, fiction and nonfiction, go to www.bartongroverhowe.com or follow him on Facebook or Twitter.