Born in 1958 at a very early age, somewhere on a small island in the Northern Hemisphere called England, within a tiny shire, called Yorkshire, in a teeny weeny hamlet called Huddersfield, was a boy called Martin Hellawell. Son of Anne and Norman, he was to grow up to become ...summat! But what? Head boy at Junior school, top 2% in 11 plus exams, went on to attend King James Grammar school.
Failed miserably in most exams, so Was advised by his career master to go to Batley Art College to study graphic design / (visual communication). Although the College gave him a distinction for his over...