Jack Handey s books include the Deep Thoughts series, "What I d Say to the Martians" "and Other Veiled Threats", " "and "Fuzzy Memories. "His writing for "Saturday Night Live "is known worldwide. He has won two Emmy Awards and a Writers Guild of America Award, and his humor has been published in the" New Yorker", " Playboy", and "National Lampoon". His quotations recently appeared in his own line of American Greetings cards.