After spending many years in his homeland of Scotland, East Kilbride to be exact, Kevin Hammond embarked on a journey across the ocean; destination middle of nowhere Pennsylvania where he married and now lives with his wife and daughter. Upon discovering the lack of such things as public transportation, food delivery, the letter "u," and understanding that "football" no longer meant "football" but was now soccer (although this shall never be truly accepted) he was finally accepted as "that guy from France, Germany, Ireland, England, etc. etc.." However, something was missing and so began his v...