Steve Grammatico was born and raised in New Haven, Connecticut, and taught language skills in a New York City alternative school for troubled Utes. When the federal government defunded the program in 1994, the Utes returned to their ancestral homeland outside Salt Lake City, and Steve launched a career as a leg shark and loan-breaker for dyslexic mobsters. He considers Paul Krugman the best humorist writing today. In his spare time, Steve avoids watching "The View" and pursues an interest in Biblical archaeology. During his last trip to the Holy Land, Steve discovered ancient scrolls suggestin...