I'm a person of no particular distinction. I've anonymously created and developed some of the most widely viewed internet content in the world. I once bowled a 299. I'm a master skydiver and have been published in Parachutist magazine. I taught myself to ride a unicycle and juggle so that I would have a vocation after running away to join the circus. Which never came to fruition. I'm a session drummer who has recorded a dozen albums for an equal number of bands which are also of no particular distinction. I'm fond of banana pudding and strawberry cheesecake.