Geldens, Linda Jay

Erika Lisa Valdez is an expert on bitches. A beauty queen from age four, she's weeded her way through them on a daily basis-at school, on pageant stages and TV sets, and in everyday relationships. She now holds more than thirty-five pageant titles and has become a popular entertainment personality, appearing in national magazines such as "Maxim" and "Stuff" and on television shows such as "The Price is Right" as a Barker Beauty and "Wild On!" as a Panama City correspondent.

Owner of the pageant consulting firm Time for the Tiara, Valdez ensures her clients regularly win coveted titles on a