Paul Frishkoff, PhD, is a family-business consultant, sit-down comic and retired Professor of Business at the University of Oregon, where he launched outrageous puns onto captive audiences and collected misused words and phrases as a hobby. He is a graduate of Swarthmore College, University of Chicago and Stanford University. Frishkoff is the author of several dozen professional articles. He has also written two short research monographs, which were well received by both people who read them. He lives in Eugene, Oregon, a town named for one Eugene Skinner, who knew many ways to skinner cat, if...