S.J. Saunders still lives in Oregon, writes stories, and enjoys being entertained by books, video games, movies, and the like...he's boring that way. He's also fully aware that he is not, in fact, a teenaged girl, but he hopes he hasn't blundered too fantastically in portraying one across the cluster of pages you may have recently perused. What's more, he thinks that it's about time he wrapped this up, so