My name is Lee Farrell and until just short of four years ago I was your typical carefree surfer dude, happily married to the best girl in the world and using my spare time to enjoy to the full the fruits of my labours as a factory manager in Cape Town. Then, to my enormous surprise, everything I had ever held dear was turned completely upside-down when I had to contend instead with the fruits of my loins. I came to realise through hands-on experience (with two little daughters whom I love more than I would ever have thought possible) that most of the baby books carefully avoid telling us pare...