Falkenstein, Jim

When Jim Falkenstein discovered gravity 3 days before Mister Issac Newton, he thought it was a coincidence. But when he also discovered America 1 month before Christopher Columbus and the Atom Bomb 2 weeks before Robert Oppenheimer, he knew that space monkeys were stealing his thoughts and giving them to famous people. That is why he hikes the trails. Everyone know that space monkeys hate trails. Jim likes to hike around and think of things that haven't yet happened. Some might call it "making things up," but he thinks of it as, "remembering things differently." When Jim isn't hiking he likes