Sue Dyson knows a lot about bluffing. In 1987 she accidentally became Secretary of the Year and has been bluffing ever since. An experienced French translator, she spent several years translating letters to and from irate Breton pig farmers about their imploding grain silos. Finding that this was not sufficiently lucrative, she decided to train as a Secretary. The results were two gold medals, a crystal goblet and the highest marks ever awarded in the Private and Executive Secretary's Diploma examinations. She was suitably embarrassed and bought a blouse with a bow on the front to try to l...