Even for a writer, the hardest thing to write about is yourself. I can write chapters and chapters about somebody else entirely, someone who isn't even real, but when it comes to myself? Even by typing these words I find myself putting it off. So then, what to say? Where to begin? At the time of writing I am 28 years old, pushing fairly close to 29, and I live in Derby in the Midlands with my housemate right smack-bang in the middle of suburbia. In my day job I work with electricity, but at night (late at night more often than not) I sit at my desk in my bedroom and I write, write, and write.