There's the poet and the beader and the third-wave feminist, And the queer white atheist-I've got her on the list! The listener to Celtic and Janelle Monae and P!nk, The redhead gray-A woman who just wants people to think, The square-dancing social democrat who knows she's very shy, Who doesn't Irish dance but would rather like to try, Who critiques TV by writing what she'd really like to watch, Who fears that everything she does is something of a botch, And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist- I don't think she'd be missed-I'm sure she'd not be missed! Elizabeth Conall is the author, wit...