Clennett, Jim

Jim Clennett lives a largely unexciting life behind an impenetrable thicket of shrubbery in deepest Oxfordshire. Between gazing thoughtfully at a blank computer screen and not gardening, he occasionally drives a bus - he claims that maintaining a bus driver's professional grumpiness goes a long way to explaining his curious sense of humour. "Blueprint for Deceit" represents his first foray into print - an epic moment that seems to have escaped the notice of all the major publishing houses and agents. Indeed, he threatens considerably more in the same vein if not dissuaded by sackfuls of cash a...