At 65 pounds, and crippled as a wet puppet, Kevan Chandler would statistically be one of the first to go in a zombie outbreak. It's just the cold, hard truth, folks. And in the face of such morbid reality, what can a writer do but laugh and write about it? When he's not drinking tea and losing at Backgammon, Chandler stays busy as an urban spelunker, avid comic book reader, and rescuer of orphaned desk chairs.