B Campbell loves to tell a story and he loves to joke with kids. His friends call him Billy and he has two really "almost cool" kids and a very cool wife. All of Bill's stories come from real life events. Yes, that's right...all of Madonna's experiences have happened in real life. Bill is an "almost cool" teacher in Australia and he has been teaching tweens for years. He hopes you get a laugh out of his book 'Diary of an Almost Cool Girl'.