Other titles. The Weekend Starts Here! Are You Trying To Seduce Me Mrs Daniels? George Pilkington I Presume? I was born in Smethwick, England in 1952. Smethwick borders on the large industrial city of Birmingham and was itself a place of factories, smoke and hard work. Unlike my friends who all worked in engineering I left school to work in a government office. My hatred for office work led to a string of varied and dead end jobs, factory work, a print shop, furniture removals, lorry driving, milkman, car plant culminating in the prison service where I remained for 33 years, 33 years more than...