Bob, Dr

Dr. Bob was born to a Spanish, Chinese, Filipino mother and an English, Dutch, Scottish father. He thinks that's why he's lazy, smart, short, arrogant, and wears clogs with his kilt. He recalls being a very thin child. He was so thin his dad always suspected he had a tape worm. In his late twenties, he suddenly began to gain weight. Thus started his diet roller-coaster years, regaining more pounds than he lost. He tried everything. Only starvation and extreme exercise seemed to have any effect. So he gave up. Then one fateful day, he was called a lazy, short, smart-ass, arrogant, skirt-wearing...