Delbert Blanton is a very talented writer who has some interesting stories and interesting ideas. However, he is also an idiot, a binge-alcoholic who sometimes sleeps beneath the McCann Street Bridge in Kokomo, Indiana. Sometimes a person can be smart in one area but stupid in another, like a brilliant musician who is addicted to drugs. Well, this is the situation with Delbert. "The Adventures of Delbert" is a great book, but the author is a man with many issues, the bottle being his most conspicuous and most troublesome. F. Scott Fitzgerald was a drunk. Hunter S. Thompson was a drunk. Jack Ke...