I considered writing this in third person, you know like the professionals are advised to do by the professionals. I got a few lines in and realised I couldn't take it seriously but then I realised, you may not take me seriously if I don't. So, Nidhi has decided to write this in third person. One day it occurred to Nidhi, life was but a collection of stories being narrated by the schizophrenic and absurdist voice in our heads, conveniently being mimicked by our lives. As a result, she spends a lot of her time collecting stories from heads, both hers and others. She's finally understood why our...