Our first time author, Ron Benton (that's me) is, in general, pretty clueless about relationships. BUT, for some silly reason I wound up being the guy with a ton and I mean a TON of romantic ideas rolling around in my otherwise crazy head. And surprisingly enough, I lived my life thinking that every other guy walked around thinking the same and doing the same things I do. That was UNTIL...a group of my female friends said, "Oh, no no no!! None of us have EVER had any guy do the stuff you're talking about." I couldn't believe it! So, after a few long talks over cocktails (okay, they were buying...