Christopher Behrens, is a loquacious and erudite raconteur and heart-cockles-warming after-dinner speaker of local renown. Christopher is also an actor, screenwriter, accomplished painter and avid cycling enthusiast. A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in an ever more complex world. . . . or maybe he's just obsessed with his penis.