MARTY BECKERMAN has written for "Esquire" (where he served as an editor), "Playboy, Salon, Discover, Gawker, The Huffington Post, " and the "Daily Beast, " among others. He is the author of "The Heming Way: How to Unleash the Booze-Inhaling, Animal-Slaughtering, War-Glorifying, Hairy-Chested Retro-Sexual Legend Within, Just Like Papa!" He lives in New York.