Roy E. Ault is about as stable as a man can be after forty-one years of teaching people to drive, considering his first student was gay and one of his last students was a bareback rider in the circus. In between there has been everything from a blind student to deaf ones to nuns and midgets. It is estimated that if all the students Roy had taught were laid end to end they'd form a human center line on the interstate reaching from the Hudson Tunnel to the collapsed bit of freeway in Oakland (See: Earthquake, October, 1989). In addition, it is calculated that Roy has been in the car a total of 2...