The Sh!t No One Tells You about Toddlers

ISBN-13: 9781580055895 / Angielski / Miękka / 2015 / 240 str.

Dawn Dais

Opis

They re getting bigger. And you re not getting any more sleep.
Second in the Sh t No One Tells You series, in The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is again offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.
Chapters include:

• You Suck at This. It s not just your imagination.
  
• Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult.
  
• Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma s a bitch.
  
• Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor.
  
• Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick.
  
• This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones.
  
• Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices.

Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: Why didn t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work? "