Lean Brain Management: More Success and Efficiency by Saving Intelligence

ISBN-13: 9783540718376 / Angielski / Twarda / 2008 / 236 str.

Gunter Dueck; Andrea Adelung

Opis

Since many years, all the managers are frantically cost cutting to save their souls. What can be saved additionally? This book provides a new gold mine: Save intelligence! Don???t pay high salaries to white collar academics anymore. Start to organize all your enterprise work flow in the manner of no-brainers. If all the work is utmost stupidified and simplified, the modern enterprise can even try to educate its customers to do all the necessary work themselves ??? for the honor of a platinum status, say. The lean brain enterprise delivers lean brain quality without any compromise.

Today??'s work is very complicated ??? most people waste their time fixing work flow problems which have been originated by superfluous intelligence. Lean Brain Management avoids intelligence in all facets of our life. This book advises to transform the society. Minimal intelligence in politics, universities, schools, economics, and everywhere! It is completely sufficient that any human can talk about any topic in the world ??? after 30 minutes googling and typing three to five presentation slides in another 30 minutes.

Spis treści

Lean Brain – The Greatest Challenge of the Future.- On the Way to LBQ.- The Automatic Control of a Lean Brain System.- Inhibitors of LBQ and Counteractive Measures.- Stereotypical Activity in the Blood!.- Suggestions for Concrete Transformations of the World.- The Metaphysics of Lean Brain Thought.- Musoleum Germany.- Brain Rest.

O autorze

Gunter Dueck, geb. 1951, lebt in Waldhilsbach bei Heidelberg. Er war von 1982-87 Professor für Mathematik in Bielefeld und arbeitete dann bei der IBM an Strategie, Cultural Change und der Gründung neuer Geschäftsfelder (Business Intelligence, Cloud Computing). Zuletzt, bis 2011, war er Chief Technology Officer der IBM Deutschland. Der hochdekorierte Wissenschaftler, IEEE Fellow und querdenkende Bestsellerautor vieler satirisch-philosophischer Bücher kämpft heute als Philosoph, wie er sagt, im Unruhestand für die Weltverbesserung : für Bildung und neue Professionalität, für Innovation und Vorfreude auf das Digitale Zeitalter.

Blurb

Intelligence is wasted on problems that themselves have been caused by an excess of intelligence. Lean Brain Management strives toward uncompromising Lean Brain Quality. Lean Brain stands for consistent economization of intelligence in all realms of life: Intelligent systems will only be operated by unskilled workers. Education, universities, and schools would become obsolete. A week of training would be enough for virtually any job. ("You are now the physician for the measles in the State of Ohio. In response to phone calls, send this prescription.")

Lean Brain is not aimed at dumbing down! Lean Brain can survive on just a very small amount of central intelligence. Potential savings amount to trillions! This is demonstrated using Germany as an example.

With this book, Dueck presents a radical suggestion for world improvement. The desire to laugh infinitely about it will eventually segue into a collective rude awakening. The book contains concrete advice for managers to economize on intelligence, and is thus—in keeping with the theme—written in an easy-to-read fashion. It contains no self-doubt whatsoever.

Awarded the Business Book Prize from Financial Times Deutschland and getAbstract AG