College Days: Tales from the Life of a Professor-Errant

ISBN-13: 9781412083942 / Angielski / Miękka / 2006 / 208 str.

Arthur Cridland;Trafford Publishing

Opis

The author relates his memoirs in a beautifully written collection of short stories. Full of wry observations and entertaining characters, College Days: Tales from the Life of a Professor-errant captures the latter half of the Twentieth Century in finely tuned prose. Prepare for broad smiles of recognition and numerous laugh-out-loud moments in this stylized account of a life well lived.
Many unique characters keep the pace moving: Palmer Calkin, who was willing to masturbate if it was a job requirement; Johnny Morris, who fashioned a tooth from a bright yellow toothbrush; Professor Krantz, who zealously hunted Bigfoot rather than grant money; Dorrie Lawrence, whose room served mainly as a kennel for her dog, Toto; Worthie Horr, whose name is so improbable that it seems contrived; Hannah C. Aase, who missed commemoration because her name could scarcely be conjoined with "Hall."
"Arfie," a self-professed "Fossil Jockey," takes us from his youth in London to his undergraduate days - Still beneath the table, Carolus continued to lecture in fits and starts; and to his association with an Endo Crime Laboratory - Never make a vagina unless you're sure it's going to be used.
He brings us in contact with student life - they coaxed the horse to the sixth floor, where they gave it a shot that killed it; the hazards of the professorial calling - Professor loses his rocks; DIY events that got out of hand and plain old-fashioned misjudgements.
Join our errant professor's journey through romances - including a love affair with a schizophrenic lesbian and a sexual encounter with a budgerigar.
Showing us the turbulent seventies - Once the acid had kicked in we set off on a quest forthe International House of Dope, College Days brings us to the present with observations on current culture. Poignant - There is nothing reasonable in love. We cannot choose love. Love chooses us. College Days is an amusing celebration of life in elegant prose.
Praise for College Days
"College Days put me into a mild state of shock... unable to get these stories out of my mind... more than I expected, notwithstanding the provocative cover photo. Vivid imagery, wry observations and an engaging quality and style of prose turn the ordinary into the extraordinary with these diverse, delightful characters." -Peter Roosen, Glarus, Switzerland
..." imagine Lenny Bruce merged with Mr. Bean... From Lenny... wandering off on many related tangents and threading the entire string into a cohesive whole. Like Mr. Bean, Arthur frequently begins with innocent naivete and we accompany him as this disintegrates into outright disaster... along the way we meet eccentric, unique, wonderful characters... Arthur tells a compelling story and manages to laugh at himself ... a man who gets himself painted into quite a few corners, and usually manages to escape with little or no paint on his shoes... You might not be a better person