ISBN-13: 9781439270769 / Angielski / Miękka / 2010 / 382 str.
However one refers to his reason and libido, it is their juxtaposition that leads most single men in their 30's to a crossroad: the long and winding uphill path of commitment, love, and fidelity, or the hazardous but infinitely more fun track of puerile abandon, which spirals licentiously downward toward old age and loneliness. As for me, I chose to purchase a ticket aboard the Escort Sex Train, which made regular stops at Disappointmentville, Rip-Off City, and Freaktown, along with an occasional stopover in Port Satisfaction. "Sorry, No Kissing" is a journey during which I examine myself to uncover why I have shunned meaningful, lasting relationships in favor of fleeting dalliances with prostitutes, and through one bizarre encounter after another attempt to explain the psychological mechanisms and sexual weakness that govern my behavior. From the Bahamas to Las Vegas, Jamaica to Mexico, I employ promiscuous yet seemingly hollow women in an effort to fill some emotional bottomless pit, and to answer the unsettling question of why to this day I appear destined to remain... unkissed.