An urgent call for everyone to find inventive ways to question the ethics of sexuality.

Shae wants to stop shagging other women's husbands and be a proper queer. Plus she's bored of only ever getting to use her new strap on a pile of cushions. The answer seems simple enough: come out, go out, and finally get it on with the fit bird at Dyke Night. Or it would be if Evaline, a wayward silicone mistress from the future, wasn't jealous.