"I need a hug, a drink, and a green card." Noah's otherwise average life has just hit a wall. As an out-and-proud roller derby player, his team is right in the middle of qualifying for next year's national competition when he suddenly loses his job--and therefore the work visa that was keeping him in the country. Unexpected help comes in the form of Jace, his straight best friend and 'derby husband, ' the guy who always looks out for him on the track. The solution to all of Noah's problems? Get fake married to Jace, get his green card, and get to play out the rest of the season after...