Simon & Emily are in love. They're also damned to hell. It's complicated, but trust me, I'll walk you through the details. Perhaps I should introduce myself: Hi, I'm your narrator, and I talk too much. However, this is a story that requires lots of words to be told, lots of tangents and FAR too many expletives. Jane Austen, this is not. In this tome you'll find Faustian deals, sex, expletives, comedy, tragedy, expletives, comedy, horror, comedy and expletives. And it's funny, did I mention it's funny? Also, the world ends and the heroes go to hell.* *Spoiler alert

ABAM.info presents two short comedic tales, suitable for children old and young. Leprecolony After accidentally killing a leprechaun, Steve and Jeff are beset upon by a legion of tiny emerald fellows, insistent on turning Steve's house into their new leprecolony. But things aren't all bad, because each of those leprechauns poops into a chamberpot of gold... Space: The Final Papier The 1960s. A world before modern building materials. A world where man only dreamed of space exploration. A world in which everything was made from paper. The intrepid crew of the Good Ship Corrugated set off into...