- Sometimes it's better to finish last and have 99 people cheering for you, than to finish first and have to stand there all alone. - A liar tells the truth every time he lies. - When someone pulls out a camera, don't ask them to take a picture of you. - If you don't think it's funny, don't laugh. - Control your animals ... and your children - Stop quoting people when you don't know what you're talking about. - Live your funeral every day.

- Sometimes it's better to finish last and have 99 people cheering for you, than to finish first and have to stand there all alone. - A liar tells the truth every time he lies. - When someone pulls out a camera, don't ask them to take a picture of you. - If you don't think it's funny, don't laugh. - Control your animals ... and your children - Stop quoting people when you don't know what you're talking about. - Live your funeral every day.