My name is Lauren Miyazaki, and I work for a vampire named Shiya. She's got me separated from my partner, Maddie, and watching this boring suburbanite named Martin. Martin's got two kids, Leo and Cindy, and I think she's clairvoyant or something. Anyway, Shiya believes in something she calls "The law of attraction," and she says that you create your own reality. Really? Cause I'd rather be back home with Maddie in Vermont than down here in Fartford Connecticut, watching a mild mannered alcoholic stare at a TV, right? So anyway, this is the story of me trying to get back home, and protect this...

The Ring of Shiya: An ambigious group of vampires and other supernatural creatures that blur the line between good and evil. Mary, an ordinary teenager from West Virginia, has been visited by a dope smoking angel named Gabe, and told she is pregnant with the Child of Light. Now the Ring must protect her, not an easy task when every evil creature in the universe wants the child dead. Meanwhile, Three Wise Guys team up with Santa, Rudolph, a perverted Pop Star, and a bunch of strange fairy tale creatures from another dimension to save Christmas. Warning...this story contains edgy material of a...