There is a problem. There are too many socially awkward people in the world. Statistically speaking, you are one of them. With that kind of dilemma, how will you ever talk to a famous person? Through a collection of humorous and random observations, "How to Talk to Famous People" is ready to shatter your comfort zone. Get ready to embark on a journey that finally reorganizes your passions in the right direction. My desire is to wake you up to your dreams, make you smile, and help you become socially less awkward. Good luck. "I could have invented the light bulb, but I was born in 1985." -...

Bypass long and boring stories about a girl who falls in love with some character that doesn't exist. Instead, adventure into the random and unprompted thoughts of Tommy Leonard in this straightforward, unsystematic, imaginative, impulsive, spur-of-the-moment book about almost everything. Imagine having a sweet epiphany that might be able to change the world. Imagine an idea so amazing that you could win the Noble Peace Prize. Imagine an idea so good that the nations would finally come together and cooperate on the future. Now come back to reality, stop playing around, and read my book. "If I...