This is the book that started it all; the publishing event that has been hailed as the ultimate Bernie Madoff collectible by Tony Velardi. More than a terrible human being, Bernie Madoff is in fact a sleazebag of historic proportions. Now with this book you can have fun at Bernie Madoff's expense by depicting the bastard any way you like. Draw devil horns on him and black out his teeth if that is your leaning. Or if the mood strikes you, pencil in a goatee and long sideburns on the financial sociopath. It's a big whatever and it's all here, from his youth in Queens, New York to his infamy as...

At all times both gnarly and winning, "The Totally Bitchin' Charlie Sheen Coloring Book" will cause your face to melt off and then your children will weep over your exploded body. You buy this book and then like after five seconds you'll be like "Dude, can't handle it. Unplug this unauthorized bastard."