In this uproarious tome of testosterone, the minds and actions of men are dissected, cross-sectioned and presented on a literary platter for all to enjoy.

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In a world of glorified violence, "Beer, Boxers, Batteries, and Bodily Noises" will help smooth the battle of the sexes, for now women will become not only the fairer sex, but the smarter one.