Uzi, Sam

Hi! I'm Sam Uzi and I don't exist. Sure, you might say, we're all just psycho-linguistic constructs, at least as far as names go - and you'd be right. Well, you see, sometimes it's important to think about the way we label ourselves and others. I used to use a Dymo tool, but those are so outdated now and people get annoyed with having those little plastic strips stuck all over them. Seriously, though, you are getting sleepy and will buy more Sam Uzi books. You are buying them for your own enjoyment and then extra copies for your friends and family. May love and really good pizza rule your life...