I. THE MAN WITH A PLOW. II. "EVEN THE GOOS FIND IT DIFFICULT TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN PILLS, POWDERS, AND PI ASTERS" (PROVERB). III. "TO BECOME A FAMOUS DOCTOR, A MAN NEEDS TO KNOW LITTLE" (PROVERB) IV. THE "BARBARIAN" IS CONFRONTED BY A CHINESE WALL. V. A WANDERING KITE WITH A LONG, LONG TAIL VI. SOLVING A CHINESE PUZZLE. VII. SMALL BROTHER LU. VIII. THE MILITARY THR.OWS A FEW ROCKS IX. A STUDY IN CONTRASTS. X. ENTER THE FENG-SHUI XI. "ONLY THE WEALTHY CAN AFFORD TO VISIT THE LAW COURTS" (PROVERB) XII. "AN OPIUM DEN IS A LAMP ON THE ROAD TO DEATH" (PROVERB) XIII. "GOOD REASON HE HAS TO BE SAO!" XIV. THE SUCCESSFUL FAILURE XV. THE VORTEX XVI. AITEMPTS TO SCALE THE DRAGON XVII. STARRING WITHOUT REHEARSAL XVIII. I PROMISE A SON XIX. TAPPING A MONKEY'S BRAINS XX. FAREWELL, CHUNGKING!